Much malice resides in the hearts of drinkers against the element they so despise. One that cools their whiskey and manages to afford a splash on many a well-trimmed coat. Now, however, is a time for jubilations and praise for inventor Matther Geddie who has rolled out the ‘Balls of Steel’. These stainless steel balls reside in your freezer, waiting to be introduced to your glass of liquor, playing effective coolant. You can activate them by rolling them back and forth in your drink.
All’s not funny here. Some of the proceeds from this endeavour will go towards testicular cancer treatment. Bravo and cheers to Mr. Geddie and his amazing balls.