Fart Smell-O-Meter will measure your gas power
I have been secretly hoping to catch the culprit who pollutes the 9AM bus to work every morning. With the similar faces passing those innocent smiles at me it’s hard to tell who the one behind the bowel bombardment is. However, here’s the Smell-O-Meter that will tell you how intense the gas thus passed out from the rectum is. It is capable of measuring the sound, warmth and stench of your mighty gust of wind. So make sure that you have all the gassiest people gathered around if you chance on this ‘school project’.
That’s right. The Fart Smell-O-Meter is a project done by a couple of students from Cornell’s. We do hope that it triggers of the need of a farting competition and also tells who farted so that I can come clean with the person on the bus!