GPS Jesus inhibits wrong doers from robbing nativity scenes

In the league of weird products here’s one that’s going to stand out like no other and especially in this the Christmas season. A product called GPS Jesus, a name that’s sure to drive the holier than thou crowd up the wall, but is nevertheless quite a handy… thing. Back in the good old days a really well done nativity scene would be a gift for the neighborhood to enjoy without some vandal trying to steal the Baby Jesus. In this day and age it’s every baby stealer for himself. So to help give nativity designers and owners piece of mind, a GPS equipped baby Jesus was designed. Nativity scene theft has dropped considerably since the thieves figured out God and the law will always be able to find you.
[Gearlog]