Here’s an umbrella that’s more of a defense kit

Umbrella’s can be mean sometimes. With their long, pointy tips, you can intentionally or unintentionally land some serious injury to some unfortunate folks. However, it didn’t seem to be the most lethal means of getting at your foes. This special umbrella also conceals within it, a sword and a knuckle guard. The blade is a good 15 inches long and can inflict some serious damage to those who think that they can get away with your wallet just because you carry a black umbrella.

$30 is what this ultimate weapon will cost you. Surely, it isn’t one for the frail old grandpas.
OhGizmo