Here’s Beanie that takes you up many macho scales

When you dream of the warmth of the summer this year you will wish you had more than the clumsy stubble to protect your frozen face from the cold. That can be averted by investing in the Beard Beanie, which will keep your face warm as well. So you have the usual protection for your scalp, complemented by a beard-shaped, crocheted fabric to warm your face as well. So you get a new look, that if you do not have a beard already, and you’re nice and warm as well.

The Beard Beanie is one differently treated winter wear but it surely qualifies well enough to be the kind that makes you look less silly, actually. $50.
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