The ‘Girl staring at you, saying sweet things’ app for the un-laid
So you think you are ugly, fat or just don’t have the confidence to walk up to a real woman, this application is just for you. This app is specially designed for the iPhone that renders feelings of being in love with a sweet girl who keeps staring at you with big dewy eyes and says things like a real person. She stares at you when you eat, work or take a leak and has dialogs scheduled for all occasions. The best part of this app is that it has 8 versions with different girls; you may download all versions and have a new one scheduled for every hour.
If you want anything beyond talking and you do not intend to mess your iPhone, access porn. There’s so much more promise, gratification and exercise assured in it.