If you want to stalk your lady, you have a number of ways to do it. A private detective for once is a real pain in the gonads, and heavy on your pockets too. So why not invest in something as cool as a Tweeting Bra. This socially active bra automatically tweets as soon as it is clasped or unclasped. Now, there are many exceptions to this rule. A woman need not necessarily unclasp her bra to cheat on a husband. She could have a bug trapped in there, have a doctor examine it or may be go out shopping for a new bra and try on another pair. In fact women can even cheat on their husbands without taking of their bra! There are umpteen ways to make that a possibility. Pun laid apart, the real purpose of the bra is good, to promote self-examinations that help detect breast cancer early.
The tweets will remind women to check their breasts regularly. It’s good because if the tweeting mechanism is really well programmed, loved ones will also be aware of when a woman has taken off her bra to examine herself. So, infidelity isn’t really the most important thing around.
[Via - Geekologie]