How perfect could it get from here? All that I did was take this harmless quiz on Facebook that somehow threw a result claiming that I’m a barbaric sadist. After that I’ve been blaming the damn quiz for all the dark fantasies I’ve had. I wanted to see how my arms look when slit so tried it and also tried plucking my cats fingernails out (I’m kidding PETA, duh!). However, I would love seeing myself being butchered into pieces and well, if possible, own those pieces while I’m still safe and alive in one piece. So I thank my Gods of gore for the wonderful axed-up body that can be purchased. It gives me some relief. All you have to do is cough up $400 for this totally severed, sliced body. Just make sure you’re mum doesn’t open the package.
[Gearfuse]