Sonic Design develops Tough Times Belt Puncher

Sonic Design, A Brooklyn based company, has developed the Tough Times Belt Puncher for the tough times we are facing because of the credit crunch. If you are the person who is feeling squeezed by the current economic climate and are forced to go on a recession diet, this belt is exactly what you have been looking for. It uses a 3-disc adjustment mechanism allowing the user to dial in their annual net income and estimated cost of living. The integrated hole punch is positioned at an appropriate distance from the last hole according to the economic situation and personal needs of the user.

If you need this tool, you might not be able to afford it. But we are hoping that the stimulus package sets aside an amount to produce a few hundred thousand of these for distribution to the needy.