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Android phones are fortresses even the FBI can’t get past!
Rest assured, Android phones are indeed safe. In fact so safe, that the masterminds at the FBI seem to be having issues unlocking an Android smartphone that was taken in for investigation for a prostitution case! The coding for the pattern-lock has left the big brains at the Federal Bureau of Investigation in a fix…
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Idiot crashes car into University mistaking it for FBI building
This news is sweet. Not because I’m against the government or anything, but because unlike most of the other news we see, this is funny. One James Kromer wanted to get even with the FBI for controlling his brain and mind with all their computers and microchips and what not. His mission included driving a…
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FBI director does not bank online
Robert Mueller, head of the Federal Bureau of Investigation has stopped banking online after nearly falling to a phishing scam. Doesn’t this sentence define irony? The head of the country’s premium investigation agency falling into a classic phishing scam after opening an email which supposedly appeared to come from his bank. Brilliant. “It looked pretty…
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FBI no longer needs carrier approval to spy on your calls
The Federal Government has used the mobile phone tracking ‘Triggerfish’ gadget for years now, and sometimes with great success. The American Civil Liberties Union has revealed that the FBI no longer feels the need for judicial or operator oversight when deploying base station-faking technology to detect mobile phones. The technology, known as Triggerfish, pretends to…
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FBI now invests into biometric scanning
We all know the amazing dexterity of the fingerprint scanning and retrieval system of the FBI works and how it helps fight crime locally and internationally. The FBI now wants to upgrade its entire system to include biometric genetic IDs and facial scanning. This is ages ahead from the days when the Police mailed in…
