We all have to go to at least one boring party in out lifetime, the types where you wished you were the fly on the wall. If you haven’t, don’t be so pleased, maybe the next one you go to could be…yawn…boring! To add the zing and sparkle to any party is the Talking Butler. No, this one does not have the stiff upper lip, but is pretty quirky and hilarious. You snap him on to the wine bottleneck and he begins to talk. “JOIN THE PARTY!” says this party animal, and he even knows when and how many people are drinking from the bottle. And as you get tipsy, he gets tipsy too. Enjoying the tipple, he knows when the bottle is nearly empty and asks for more! And when you shift him from one bottle to the other, he inquires ”Are you taking me to another bottle!” You can expect him to say any of the followings during the course of the party, thus making a happening success: “It’s drinky poo time”, “Oh we are not alone”, “His is going well”, “Jolly good vintage”, “Do you come here often?” “Very very drunk!” “Burp!”

The Talking Butler costs $66.00.