The watch that checks up on your drunkenness

You don’t need a whining girlfriend keeping tabs on just how drunk you get at parties. She’d probably blast off at you the next time you’re sober anyways. Here’s a pretty device that keeps tabs on your sobriety levels without so much of a complain, and makes sure you don’t drink more than your nerves can endure. Using a touch screen, this LCD watch checks your blood alcohol content (BAC). Once you’ve downed that mug of beer, simply place your finger on a dedicated button on this watch, and have it check your BAC, determining just how drunk you are.

However, we suggest you check up regularly. Even trying to check your BAC once you’ve downed a stack of beer pints can prove to be difficult after all!