Microsoft you simply cant get enough of it. I stumbled across these hilarious Microsoft quotes and picked out the best 5.
5) People say that if you play Microsoft CD’s backwards, you hear satanic things, but that’s nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
4) In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
3) Use The Best…
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for Solitaire
2) The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.
1) ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!